Hospital

by Chris Dawson
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ARGHH... I've got to go to hospital
And be away from home
I've got to go to hospital
So they can chop me to the bone
ARGHH... I won't do it, I'll kick and fight
Cause havoc, shout and scream
I'll be the worsest patient that
The hospital has ever seen
WAAAH... why do they want to do it?
I thought they all loved me
Wait, maybe there's a reason
But not one that I can see!
WAAAH... I don't care, I don't like it
And I dismiss it out of hand
Using all those greats big words...
Ones I never understand
WAhhh...I've forgotten what I'm upset about
But upset I am indeed
Why do I have to go there?
Is there really any need?
HMMM... I guess there really must be
It must be for my good
Or else they wouldn't send me there
Oh I wish I understood
HMMM... maybe if I'm big and brave They'll tell me what it's about
And then I'll go long with it
If they soon get me out!
HEYYY... wait a minute this aint so bad
And could turn out quite neat
If I go off to hospital
Then they'll buy me a treat!

I've had my operation now
And depending on how I feel
When I get out of here tomorrow
I get the best part of our deal
...YAAAY!