Hospital

by Chris Dawson

ARGHH... I've got to go to hospital
And be away from home
I've got to go to hospital
So they can chop me to the bone
ARGHH... I won't do it, I'll kick and fight
Cause havoc, shout and scream
I'll be the worsest patient that
The hospital has ever seen
WAAAH... why do they want to do it?
I thought they all loved me
Wait, maybe there's a reason
But not one that I can see!
WAAAH... I don't care, I don't like it
And I dismiss it out of hand
Using all those greats big words...
Ones I never understand
WAhhh...I've forgotten what I'm upset about
But upset I am indeed
Why do I have to go there?
Is there really any need?
HMMM... I guess there really must be
It must be for my good
Or else they wouldn't send me there
Oh I wish I understood
HMMM... maybe if I'm big and brave They'll tell me what it's about
And then I'll go long with it
If they soon get me out!
HEYYY... wait a minute this aint so bad
And could turn out quite neat
If I go off to hospital
Then they'll buy me a treat!

I've had my operation now
And depending on how I feel
When I get out of here tomorrow
I get the best part of our deal
...YAAAY!