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Circumcision
by Chris Dawson
Oh goodness how I feel so silly
I've got to show the nurse my willy
I know there's not so much to see
But it's a real important part to me
I was nervous waiting at the door
But she's seen tons of ones like mine before
She told me so, and just for fun,
Said mine was number five O one
So I guess it's cool
And I should chill
At least Dad's in here with me still
Hey I could refuse
And scream and shout
And only show mine
If Dad's comes out!
Ha ha ha, that would be fun
Then poor old Dad
Would be 'five O one'
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